Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant

From the movie 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'. A skeevy loser that hooks up with underage girls because of his job at the mall and ability to drive them to 'the point' in his '78 T-Bird.

"I've known him since high school, and he's still banging 16 year-olds that come into the Radio Shack. He's totally Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

Consultant Coffee

Any drink that is made or paid for by someone higher up than you. This applies particularly to medical doctors to medical students.

Student 1: "I got consultant coffee today"

Student 2: "jealoussssss"

by sratk2 July 5, 2011

Management Consultant

Someone whose job involves mostly solving other people’s problem

As a management consultant, I’m busy solving people’s problem and creating some for myself

by Crazymgmtcslt May 9, 2021

Hollywood Consultant

A functional consultant who through the liberal use of Blue Steel and Magnum mesmerize their clients into believing that they are consistently hard at work when actually the opposite is true. This also applies to their extreme ability to a speak convincingly about their supposed field of expertise while in fact knowing the bare minimum possible. Such consultants can usually be visually identified by their high level of metrosexuality, use of cuticle cream and belief that they are "professionally good looking".

That lead consultant always talks like he knows his stuff, but he doesn't even know how to long into the system and needs to use a reference book to find stuff. He should get the Academy award for best actor for "Best Portrayal of a Consultant on an Implementation"... what a Hollywood Consultant.

by Technical Consultant October 22, 2010

Conslutant

Consultants who sell their services to any taker for the right price. Usually with promises to customise specs based on their needs. Can also refer to a consulting company.

Can also be used as a verb.

To conslut: sell solutions that are usually cut and paste to as many companies as possible.

Ave: So what're you doing these days?
Ben: Back to being a conslutant
Ave: Oh?
Ben: We just sold the same project to 5 different companies.

I'm recycling so much material for the next few projects, it's just consluting.

by ylisa September 28, 2009

Recruitment Consultant

1) A high class pimp that charges out his/her whores (temps) by the quarter of an hour while gettin their lions share.
2) Spineless, soul less canibalistic maggots that feed on the less fortunate of humans.
3) Evil by another name.

recruitment consultant made the world a bad place.

by Vi July 7, 2003

Consultanium

Consultanium - Is a substance typically excreted by all sorts of Consultants; is a transitional molecule. When expelled, it is a colorless, odorless gas. When enough of it is collected, it then forms into an amorphous solid, or nugget (of wisdom). However, when any sort of heat or pressure (or even a close look) is applied to the nugget, it evaporates quickly and returns into its vapid state. While colorless and odorless, Consultanium can have adverse affects on the client population if inhaled in mass quantities (or taken seriously). Affects range from General Skepticism, to Gastric Maladies (acute flatulence and belching). Many times it is assumed that the odor of Gastric Maladies is Consultanium, but this is incorrect as Consultanium itself is odorless and colorless.

See also: Vaporware, BS, Marketing, CIA Reports, and Various remarks from Exotic Dancers ("I'm a student", "I only do this part time", "Of course, these are real!").

That IT consultant dishes out all sorts of Consultanium in the meetings, but he never even logged into the system.

by AmitC. March 9, 2007