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coitus interruptus

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.
Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.
by Richard Black March 24, 2005
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Coitus Avoidus

Closely related to the cock-block (cockus-blockus). Occurs when you are trying to solidify a possible sexual encounter, only to be stifled by either the conscious or inadvertant action of a third party. Quite often, the offending third party is a friend who wants to subvert your sexual activity.
I was at a party last week dancing with this really cool girl, when all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I saw Steve coming in for the kill. Steve got in between this girl and myself and started telling her I had a girlfriend, even though I don't. He also told her that I was a born-again Christian, and she shouldn't be tempting me with her sex. It was at that moment I realized Steve had served me up a clinical case of coitus avoidus.
by B-1368 August 4, 2011
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codus interruptus

Based on the sexual notion of coitus interruptus (also known as the pull-out method of birth control), codus interruptus refers to the means of interrupting a computer programmer (aka a coder) that results in their losing focus on the task at hand. This loss of focus can be a giant time suck as a coder can take 15 to 30 minutes to get back up to speed.

Common codus interrupti are incoming text messages, new email alerts, and project managers stopping by to ask questions.

Codus interrupti generally arrive with some kind of auditory alert that can range from a sound effect (such as a "ding") to the seemingly innocuous question, "Hey, do you have a few seconds to answer a quick question?"
Kevin: "Jane, why the hell aren't you done with that program yet?!"

Jane: "I was right in the middle of debugging the final code when Andrew, the codus interruptus that he is, stopped by to ask me a question. By the time he asked me if I had time to be interrupted, it was too late; my morning was shot."

Kevin: "Ugh, I can't stand codus interruptus; it’s my wife’s go-to every night!"

Jane: "Uh, Kevin, I think you mean coitus interruptus."

Kevin: "Oh, right! Well, good luck finishing the program at this pace. I'll talk to Andrew."
by productman February 11, 2015
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Mid-Coitus

During fornication; in the midst of intercourse; while you fuck.
I was so drunk when I fucked her that I realized I wasn't wearing a rubber mid-coitus.
by bigbird787 March 4, 2010
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Coitus Maximus

Coy-tuss maxy-muss Def 1) A long bout of sexual intercourse.
Def 2) The Xbox Live Gamertag of the "Jack of All Games"
After dating Peter for several months, Shelly finally gave in to his demands and emabarked upon a 3 hour session of "Coitus Maximus".
by Chas. March 10, 2008
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coitus somnus

When you fall asleep over a guy, while having sex
I was just sooo stoned that he proveoked me a coitus somnus.
by Emergency call May 18, 2011
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coitus queen

A girl that you have sex with and love but can be naggy at times and freaks out when her period is one day late
If she keeps this up she will be my coitus queen
by Beekthewind November 29, 2012
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