Coffee

Legal crack

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.

by A Stove November 28, 2013

coffee

liquid intelligence

My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.

by cowbella March 22, 2009

Coffee

When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.

This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)

by Coffeeaddict5000 July 25, 2011

coffee

sex in its liquid form

coffee is the greatest and most vital invention since the wheel

by cyber573 April 9, 2008

Coffee

The best drink ever... glory...

" I would like some coffee." "what will it be..?" "Medium double double"

by Michelle December 12, 2004

coffee

From its rather humble beginnings, coffee has evolved into a precious, albeit addictive commodity for many millions of people around the world. It is the lifeblood of nerds, and the drink that keeps America's workforce complacent on their journey to work.

Tom is a nerd, he stays up late with C++ and coffee. Jen is a secretary at a law firm, she drinks coffee on her bus ride to work.

by James Johnson December 25, 2005

Coffee

Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... that is coffee.

“This must be the best cup of coffee I have ever had. Wouldn’t you agree, Phoenix Wright?”

by Prosecutor Godot November 14, 2021