codshite

Random comments or conversations which don't follow any particular grammatical rules.
Similar to talking bollox

'You're obviously talking a load of codshite - have you got any more of that wooden shoe wire I can borrow?'

by Tania K September 26, 2005

codsing

to fold one's arms in an imperious manner

Wow, check out the codsing dude over at the bar!

by Jtweez January 22, 2013

Fisherman’s Codsack

A dude’s hot, sweaty ball sack aka codsack that has become drawn in nice and taut and has a bit of a salty twang.

Had a bit of a fisherman’s codsack after that workout. But Rachel was licking them taut balls like a cow on a salt lick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

codsticles

the act of playing any call of duty game with your shaved testicles, usually while on web cam.

that gangster really knows how to work his codsticles with the utmost skill, and look they are hairless!

by smallpeenor February 24, 2009

COD's Law

Refers to the online multiplayer in the Call of Duty (usually Modern Warfare 1 and after) franchise. This scientific law states that any given player in any point in time is in his mind the optimal skill level:social life ratio, i.e anyone who is better than the player would be "loser who lives in his moms basement who has no life" and anyone worse is "such a f***in noob", who the player, respectively, pwned.

Player after losing a FFA match: "Wow that guy just went 30-1, probably some fat loser with no life."

or

Same player after beating somebody: "HAHAHA 3-45!!! you fkin NOOB i RAPED YOU!!!!"

Friend: "Wow man that's COD's Law for ya."

by kgenUB6IB9 February 5, 2010

codstar

Codstar, an incredibly cucky guy, loves hiding in bushes, and hardscoping with his 1 inch slammer.

Random guy: Sup bro
Codstar: Get the fuck out of my room im playing MINECRAFTTT!
Random guy: ...okkkk.....

by Chxrli3_211221 November 18, 2017

CODsucker

A scallywop who performs fellatio during the time when her male counterpart is actively participating in the playing of Call of Duty especially Black Ops in either campaign or multiplayer mode. The act of CODsucking is a little known feat accomplished and achieved by only the most skilled of Call of Duty Players, and will almost always resort in an automatic prestige.

Nate: I don't know if I could get any better at Call of Duty

Tori: Wanna bet, I'll show you
Nate: How are you going to show me how to be better at Call of Duty
Derek: Dude she is CODsucker. She'll give you a blowjob while you play. Instant prestige bro!

by Vandalizer48 January 11, 2011