Cock Vomit

Most often seen after a male masterbating, cock vomit is the fluid that eminates from the head of the males penis. Suggestions for where it is to land,
1.Attractive females: face or mouth area, also chest and anus.
2.Unattractive Females: Chest and anus. note don't go near face, possibably could loose erection. especially if eye contact is made.
3.Possibly onto a passer by from a highrise building block window.
4.Otherwise let it land where it likes, worry bout the clean up afterwards.

Excitable young man:"ahh ahhh ahh am going to cum, ah shit cock vomit everywhere, its gone all over the remote"

Unsuspecting drunken sleeping girl:"ewwwwe, theres cock vomit in my eye"

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

cockmitten

another word for pussy

I'd give my left nut to stuff my dick in her cockmitten. or That Ja Rule is such a cockmitten.

by Ricearoni Tony January 8, 2004

cock vomit

sperm-dong juice whatever you want to call it

mindy got a face full of cock vomit

by jr December 11, 2004

Cocksmith

A man who works with a cock, with the energy and passion a blacksmith or locksmith puts into his job.

I'm not speaking from experience, but I think it's fair to say Mike is a proper cocksmith

by Metalspork December 9, 2007

Cock Vomit

This occurs when a person is gving oral sex to a male and the male's penis is too large or "too much to handle" for the giver and triggers the gag reflex, and he/she vomits on the man's cock.

I invited her to my room for a little intimacy. One thing led to another and we found ourselves engaging in oral sex. When it came time for her to return the favor, it seemed as if my man-stick was too much to handle and the next thing I knew, I was facing a batch of Cock Vomit.

by ZZToppe July 26, 2006

cocksmithin

1. The act of being able to find, seduce and satisfy any female, mainly bacouse of the fact that you have in incredibly beautifull dick that makes your confidence go through the roof.
2. A mans ability to have sex for extremely long periods of time,and to only cum when he feels like it, resulting in extreme pleasure for his female subject of the evening.

1.What I do is similar to locksmithin, Breaking in some pantys is the art of Cocksmithin.
2. Jay always has alot of chix that want to give him some pussy, hes such a master at cocksmithin.

by One Deep aka Dirty J December 9, 2008

Cocksmith

One who weilds his wang without regard for human life or property. This man is the blacksmith of dongs pursuing any woman he can satisfy.

My friend Houdini is a cocksmith. He tends to only personally train gorgeous women.

by Squirrel0killer June 25, 2020