cockspert

a Cocktail expert

a slightly less douchy term for a mixologist

Mixologist is so pretentious. I'm a cockspert.

by komandant_dom February 13, 2021

cockjectivity

Cockjectivity—when you meet a woman and the dick says yes louder than anything else can say no!

Bro, I don't know about this girl. She is awesome: body like Athena. I'm going on cockjectivity and that is saying: yes!

by Beatrix_hanzo June 19, 2016

Cocksweater

a colorful hand knitted sweater like over garmet that one wears on ones cockshaft for fashion and warmth. Possible attachments include the "ball bag" and "head hood." These items are sold at such stores as: Osh Cock...BallGock, JC Penis, Ball-Walmart, and American Eagle.

Fo Example: "Bro, my G-Ma is totally gonna hook me up this Christmas with a sick nasty cocksweater."
"No way man! Like aaaaawehehr4hhadlfdjfasldf"
*Guy Two Explodes because he was a robot the whole time...*

by Nick, Carter, Ace, Alex, Brian June 22, 2008

cockspectation

Expectation held by the penis. An erect penis clearly has cockspectations of receiving some attention.

Intellectually, I realize that she would be a damaging person to have a relationship with, but I have overwhelming cockspectations of her that are driving me to tap that.

by nl-mc November 17, 2011

conspect

Contemptuous respect.

He was a disgusting man, abhorrent in every way. Except in the excellence of his one brutal skill. And for that alone, I held him in total conspect.

by Dawn Treader January 7, 2016

cockspice

A euphemism for come. Usually invoked when the scent of that salty goo is in the air. Some trees emit a similar smell, particularly the ginkgo. Such groves can be termed a "cockspice forest".

Walking through the park today was like strolling through a cockspice forest.

by mista J November 7, 2008

cockspear

from the tricialuingis dialect meaning to ram a vagina with your hand on your penis

Dude he cockspeared that porno slut!!

by Tivo December 13, 2004