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cockknocker

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Kezzism 1. An Old Skool fool 2.The act of knocking cock 3. An expression made by one party to express disgust at the actions of another.

In extreme situations it may be neccesary to refer to one as a double-hard cockknocker
Shutup Bond you cockknocker
by I am Asparagus November 16, 2005
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cockknocker

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1. Person who can not do anything right (see Fuckup) 2. Masterbator (see Jerkoff)
1. Get it together you cockknocker! 2. I don't like Bob, he's a real cockknocker.
by Hepcat January 24, 2003
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cockjockery

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Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.
by bone July 20, 2004
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Floppy Titty Cocknocker

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A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut
by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003
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cocknocker

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When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker
"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"
by Don February 12, 2004
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man, that shit was so fine, he must have gone to the New York Institute of Cocksuckery.
by Anonymous February 5, 2003
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cockrocker

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Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.
Shut up cockrocker
by spencer February 1, 2003
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