Cockgobbler 

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.

Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.

Cockgobbler by jabrody August 1, 2010

cockgobbler 

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock

Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers

cockgobbler by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Cockwombler 

Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.

Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.

"You absolute cockwombler"

"Don't be such as cockwombler"

"Your mum's a cockwombler"

Cockwombler by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023

cockgobbler 

one who is a dick. He also would lie to friends and hang out with others, thus accepting the role of a cockgobbler.

Hey Matt, your a cockgobbler, how could you diss us.

cockgobbler by airfeek March 30, 2007

cockgobbler 

Cristina, the camwhore.

"Cristina gobbles a lot of cock. Cockgobbler."

cockgobbler by mdboi May 19, 2004

cockgobbler 

a special variety of gourmand who fills their belly with a very special variety of fried cock.

*forming* sure likes sucking on his very own succulent weiner, though i'm surprised such a thing can be eaten by a single human - what a cockgobbler!

cockgobbler by jacques.cocteau April 25, 2007

Cockrobber 

n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.

Go fuck yourself, cockrobber.

Cockrobber by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003