cockleshnuff

Used with little children, to make them think its a bad word

You"re such a cockleshnuff!

by alishba April 30, 2020

Cocklessberger

a pathetic excuse for a man that forces young women to have sex with him.

"Don't rape that bitch Larry, everyone will call you Cocklessberger

by smendez April 22, 2010

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

cockleschnitzel

Wang. Dick. Rod. Peter. Dong. Schlong. Mansword. Staff of Holy Righteousness. Etc...

Inga always looked forward to dining on Gunter's cockleschnitzel.

by Wizard Sleeves August 22, 2011

Cockles

Cock and Balls its that easy its a cock with balls

I just got tippered in my cockles.

by Friendly Neighborhood SpiderMan May 7, 2008

mouldy cockness

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.

a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!

by Sam and Ruthi December 15, 2006

cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008