cockbite

the word used on the best web site ever that is said to describe an asshole, dickhead, idiot, n00b, or any other stupid person

That O'mally guy is such a cockbite.
Don't be a cockbite, join Blue Army

by Ha2master September 22, 2005

cockicidal maniac

One who loves the cock everywhere, everytime, everyway.
Will often get paid for such services.

"What about her?"
"Oooh, Cockicidal Maniac. Legend has it that she starred in the first intteracial porn loop."

by Thegreatnick April 29, 2005

Cockinthemouth

1. (Noun) A derivative of the term “Blowjob.” Popular amongst “Tendersluts” – whore wannabe’s.

2. (Verb) to stuff ones’ mouth with excessive chicken (commonly used amongst pre-schoolers)

Person 1: I love Cool Whip.
Person 2: No you don’t slut! That white stuff’s from cockinthmouth!!!

by Cockinthemouth (Coqkendamouth) June 4, 2004

cocketbook

A small fabric bag, usually consisting of handles, similar in style and function to a pocketbook, but carried by a man.

Look at that metro-sexual guy. I can't believe he's got a cocketbook.

by Shaymer August 23, 2007

cocket launcher

When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick

I bet he's a good cocket launcher

by Isoeicirheowixiebeifnr July 8, 2017

cockinyawn

While a person is in the act of yawning, you vigorusly move your arm in a jacking off motion into their mouth, as if your giving a cumshot. Also remember the word Joffing.

Chris- "Dude you better not yawn! or im going to cockinyawn the shit out of you!"

James- "Dude, that would fucking own me"

Greg Cole- "Greg Cole Here!!!!"

by Ronald P. Bund December 19, 2009

Cocketship

When you fuck a girl less than 3 hours after meeting her.

Wow, that amanda girl hopped right on my cocketship.

by PitBoyz June 12, 2010