Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

cockass

One with a male chicken up the ass, causing extreme discomfort, presumably the reason for the irritability which has inspired the words use.

I realize it hurts cockass, but don't be an asshat.

by DarKry April 27, 2004

Cockenarse

Another term for a homosexual, or someone you don't like

"Dude that guy is a total cockenarse"

by Grandtheftauto October 20, 2006

charlie cockings

charlie *suck* cocks is a very horny bugger who loves to watch fortnite porn he shags little kids on fortnite and is known as a top predator around the area of Nigeria. Hes the only white person in his village so it makes him the odd one out and hes also the only gay one in the village he gets bullied manyier times by his companions but he still meets up with all the little kids he plays with on fortnite irl and shags them up the bum. Charlie Cockings aka Pedo Cockings rekt brudda

do you know charlie cockings
ye boi
he cocks me up
eew his a nigerian gay person

by erectedboy69 August 26, 2019

Sadie Cockins Dance

A party or gathering where all or most of the participants are male. Also known as a Dagger Dance or Sausage Fest.

This party turned into a real Sadie Cockins dance!

by Webbdingus March 25, 2009

Cockass

What you say when you call someone a cockass and get too carried away and mess up the pronunciation.

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING COCKASS!! (With strange pronunciation.)

by TeddeM April 5, 2003

mouldy cockness

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.

a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!

by Sam and Ruthi December 15, 2006