confused love

When you don’t know if you love someone or not. You think you do, but aren’t sure. You might think of them in a certain way alone but once you are with them you don’t feel that way. You think your in love, but really aren’t.

“I have confused love. I think I love them but I don’t really know”

by Mlove May 19, 2018

sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.

“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

by Soap taste good March 1, 2019

Confused firemen

def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.

Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.

Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.

by cinnamoncaramel May 14, 2011

cocksuredness

When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth

Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.

by gman91478 January 24, 2015

Culturally Confused

Confusing a common cultural mainstay with another culture altogether.

Paula (walking into a Japanese restaurant): "Hola, amigos!"

Alisha: "Don't mind my friend, she's just culturally confused."

by MegnKen April 16, 2010

confusedcius

anyone who tries to make a philosophically sound and intelligent argument, only to get backtracked and confused as to what they were originally were arguing about. :)

Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down and go confusedcius on you.

by formattedfire3 August 15, 2012

confused

unable to grasp the truth behind a given emotion or concept

Jack was confused that Arnold said something bad about Daisy because Jack knew Daisy to be a wise person.

by Ereck Flowers March 11, 2015