cockenated

Completely used-up, emptied, or deflated. Left ragged, run- down, or completely destroyed.

Please recycle your cockenated beer bottles. Damn, that cat lady's straight cockenated.

by J Pickwick July 5, 2010

Cockernaut

A generic insult hurled at a douchebag.

Charlie: you douchebag
David: you cockernaut.

by chrlwrd September 28, 2010

Cockerel Eyes

how one's eyes appear after a heavy night binging; piss-holes in the snow

"You're looking a bit Cockerel Eyed this morning squire!"

"You eyes are like Cockerel eyes embedded in a man's face!"

by andybased May 6, 2008

cockerel

a large amount defined as a single quantity or number; an unmeasured quantity that is estimated to be vast in volume;

I drank a cockerel of booze last night; I'll need a cockerel of wool to knit a jumper that size!; I've a cockerel of junk in my garage

by british&barmy October 2, 2010

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

cockerlegs

woman who often spreads her legs for anybody

Here comes the ole cockerlegs that was at the bar last night.

by Willie63 January 15, 2009

cockerpated

similar to twitterpated.
the feeling as if you cannot get enough of, or dependence upon a persons cock.
incredibly common at parties, commitment is not required.
usually occurs after a single "meeting" between drunk people.

EX: this guy has me cockerpated...

by swarshbuckler February 9, 2010