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Cocktus

A penis surrounded by pricky, stubbly pubic hair.
He needs to shave again - his cocktus is killing me.
by McMunchie April 13, 2008
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Cocktupuss

definition; (noun) the ratio of cock to vagina in any given situation
Used in a sentence

"The cocktupuss at that party last night was amazing"
by DJ E-Clipse August 9, 2009
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cockanut creampie

When a man cums in a girls vaginia and then she the proceeds to stand over another male who is passed out and lets it's dribble onto his face
Johnny didn't know it but I fucked his side bitch then she gave him a cockanut creampie
by Brian_pitanko June 25, 2016
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Cockatooey

“Oi look at them cockatooeys at the pub.”
by Crackheadcarol May 18, 2019
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cockatoo

Well obviously the 13-year-old dipshit idiots are having a field day...

They're birds of the family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes; in other words, they're parrots. They're mostly found in Australia and its surrounding territory. The mid-sized, yellow-crested, white-feathered bird you see in fiction is just one species, but it is the most common one.

You have a pet cockatiel? That's the smallest genuine species of cockatoo, and the easiest to tame; the others are more difficult to domesticate, and probably not worth your time unless you know your stuff.
tl;dr cockatoos are Australian parrots, not whatever other shitty definition a bunch of brain-deprived prepubescent boys made up on the spot.
by Kiriazis November 6, 2009
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Cockturnal

(n).
Someone who is attracted to homosexuals of the opposite sex.
"What's your sexual orientation?" "I'm cockturnal."

"I'm so cockturnal for my OTP."
by KaraSwag February 1, 2014
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Cockatron

a massive robot desined for nothingmore than to suck all the dicks of the world.
by The Anarchist June 11, 2003
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