COCKADOODLE-DON'T

A fine girl that you think about being intimate with ALL the time but the negatives of doing so could far out weigh the positives.
ie; venereal disease, best friends wife, your boss, midget, reputation for being a clingy psycho, convicted violent felon, under-age, fat, it could break up the band.

I think I could have fucked my bosses 17 year old daughter but she is a cockadoodle-don't!

COCKADOODLE-DON'T by Dill-pickle February 26, 2009

cockalocktapuss 

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...

" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*

cockalocktapuss by (we're ninjas, you can't know) January 7, 2010

cockalope 

Great insult to man or woman refering to cramming a cock in your mouth

betty: "hey"
frank: "your a cockalope"
betty: "fuck you"

cockalope by Nooby bot February 14, 2008

Cockadoo! 

Exclamation:

One can shout the word "cockadoo!" when angry, sad, excited, in aw, surprised or pretty much any situation.

Jeff: Yo Zev! check out my new lawn chair!
Zev: Cockadoo!!! That looks mad comfy!

Fred: I think I just got Hepatitis A..
Nachi: Cockadoo.. I'm sorry to hear that bro, feel better.

Josh shouted "cockadoo!" at the top of his lungs when Avi chopped his dick off with a ninja star.

Cockadoo! by Jason Spazington's brother November 18, 2016

Cockaloaf

When you erect penis has a stiff block of jizz-covered hair by the ballsac.

She sucked my cockaloaf hard last night.

Wanna see mygnarley cockaloaf.

Cockaloaf by Salexis January 24, 2010

cockadoodlebuttfuck 

An exclamation used specifically in situations where shouting "cockadoodlebuttfuck!" is appropriate.

Bobby: "Cockadoodlebuttfuck!"

Digital: "Dude, you are WAY out of line!"

cockadoodlebuttfuck by Joe with the face September 17, 2008

cockahoop 

A Welsh and Scottish term meaning "to be insanely excited." Being popularized (slowly) in the U.S. by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show" on CBS.

(1) The news channels are cockahoop over Britney and Anna Nicole.

(2) Thousands of North Carolina basketball fans, cockahoop after the Tar Heels beat Duke, lit bonfires in the middle of Franklin Street in downtown Chapel Hill.

cockahoop by Mark Hertzog December 14, 2008