ghetto cock ring

When you double up a rubber band on your package (shaft and boys) to keep your dick hard. Useful when you gotta bang out a slump buster.

I needed me a slumpbuster but couldn't keep hard when I saw her bacne, so I had to throw on a ghetto cock ring.

by Tony "Tone" Booyah! July 25, 2016

bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

Cock Mood Ring

A cock ring that reveals your mood

Deep blue, thats means love-able according to my cock mood ring.

by Eddie to the O April 25, 2011

cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"

Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"

by Romandell October 22, 2017

cock-ringing

The act of texting or calling someone on your cell phone using your erect penis to dial the numbers and/or letters.

Why does that dude look like he's fucking his phone over there?

No, he's just cock-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.

by chakazullo July 12, 2011

cockring

The ring one slides onto the penis so that it sits at the base of the penis against the body, keeping the penis erect after ejaculation. (for the woman's extended pleasure.) (or mans.)

"Does this cockring make me look fat?"

by ExtraGoodChi December 9, 2002

cockringing

Acting like a complete n0b, making many typoos and using a shitload of emoticons. Created by Asslixispanitesonfire and Jack one horny evening.

it jsut dusn LOL!!!!!!!1111! :) :-D :-*

HULO ?

R U DERE!!!!/? 8-) :-\

HUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO!OO huhwot?

by 5* August 21, 2004