combie

A rusty beat up van at least 20 years old, about to fall apart, and in desperate need of a new paint job, new brakes, and new transmission. Popular transportation for hipsters who are in search of an eternal "prize" buzz with no desire to enter the workforce.

"Traveling in a fried-out combie, on a hippie trail, head full of zombie."

by Drewdrewdrew May 30, 2007

cobbed

When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.

There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!

by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013

cobbler top

When a girl wakes up the next morning and realizes she has a crusty top of jizz on her head.

After a long night of partying, the whole sorority woke up with cobbler tops.

by Shizbrowndub December 4, 2013

Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again

“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.

by PoneTone August 10, 2018

Cobie

The best guy any one could ask for!! He's sweet, kind, loving, compassionate, adorable, and hilarious. Hes very loving and understanding. He also has a very kinky side to him, but also a very gentle side.

I love Cobie so much!! He's just so amazing and I never want to loose him!!

by MaryGrace___ June 2, 2016

Drop Off Some Cosbies

Taking a shit. "Cosbies" refers to the Cosby Show, in which Bill Cosby had approximately fifteen kids. You can replace "Cosby" with the name of one of the kids from the show, i.e. - "Dropping Off A Theo" to indicate a large dump, or "Dropping Off a Rudy" to indicate a smaller turd.

Goddamn man, pull the car over, I need to drop off some Cosbies.

by JohnsoroATL December 21, 2004

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.

by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019