Colming

To neglect your friends and live in a state of denial.

Colming : Merrick

by datderepizzaguy August 11, 2008

Coming in Clietch

At the last possible moment of a time sensitive situation it is put into a unrecoverable state with drastic consequences.

"He totally fumbled that system repair at the last minute, Coming in Clietch.

by Proactive46 October 11, 2021

Fresh coating

When your gurl brushes her teeth with minty fresh toothpaste then proceeds to give a blowjob.
By Christian G.

I received a fresh coating yesterday and I still smell the good ol' crest today.

by Mintchris January 2, 2019

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

by jamesqu August 2, 2018

coming out of the coffin

similar to the term "coming out of the closet" but involves a person to tell their family about there attraction to dead bodies (aka) necrophilia. the term also means for a body to come out of the closet.

person 1: mum dad come here please.
mum: what is it?
person 1:i have a sexual attraction to dead people.
dad: hahah that's my boy coming out of the coffin i know a girl she is called "stiffney"

by kep john May 14, 2014

Coaning

The grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. Describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. Usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don't each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.

Abbie's doing my head in today, she can't stop f*cking coaning. I wish she'd go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.

by Rabid Pidgeon November 4, 2009

coming for my edges

It's like you are getting dragged or called out. So if someone insults you they're coming for your edges. So if someone is coming for your edges they just metaphorically snatched your hairline with their insult.

example 1:
boy: you suck at spelling.
girl: chill I'm not an English major
boy: I'm not an English major either but I know how to spell.
girl: why you coming for my edges like that

example 2:
girl: you need to get some Clearasil for your busted ass forehead
boy: damn how you going to come for my edges like that

by agenericere April 17, 2017