Clydeshog

A human or animal that uses all their weight and might and always seems to get you right where it hurts.

OH MY GOODNESS, GRACE, you got right between the legs. You’re such a clydeshog!

by GucciGirl10 May 9, 2019

Clydesdale Flip

When one takes a combination of ketamine and 2CB.

Oh wow, Richie must be on another planet! He did a Clydesdale Flip!

by Partygirl2000 November 10, 2021

Don’t make me your Clydesdale

Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.

Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.

by Naphtali6890 May 23, 2022

Clydesdale Scale

A scale used for rating girls by deciding how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off.
From the movie Air Heads

Dude if she was so hot, what did she rank on the Clydesdale Scale?

I would put it at 6

Damn thats hot

by Amish Protection Program July 14, 2009

clydesdale

N. A person who cannot walk gracefully in high heeled shoes. V. The act of walking clumsily in high heels.

That drag queen has a lot of practicing to do before she stops walking like a clydesdale.

by anagramman December 17, 2009

clydesdale

An older, single straight male, past his prime, perhaps late 40s into 50s, who hits the bars and nightclubs hoping to score. He doesn't really dance, but prefers to graze at the bar, drinking Budweiser. The male counterpart to a "cougar."

A once strapping but now paunchy male. A stallion turned clydesdale.

At the bar the other night Susan was surrounded by clydesdales, turned on, as it seemed, by her Bud Light Lime.

by ameldamegos February 14, 2012

Clydesdale Steamer

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but the offending material is applied to the upper lip of the girl once you have finished. The body heat thus causes steam to rise from her shit moustache.

I smeared her fresh shit across her upper lip creating a clydesdale steamer.

by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010