clerget

Grease, or a grease like substance

"This pizza is covered in clerget".

by Maria Tipton January 3, 2009

Cavern Crotch

An extremely loose, gaping female vagina. Once your in past the lips of a cavern crotch, there is very little feeling or contact between the penis and the inner walls and is akin to being in a giant empty cave.

Roger dumped his girlfriend Sheila after he pounded her the first time and discovered she had a cavern crotch and felt nothing.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

clerk jerker

A person who spends their life getting things for free. Especially from sex

"Wow Caleb is such a clerk jerker"

by 302.di December 7, 2016

Clerine

The most amazing woman in the universe. She’s so beautiful; she’s drop dead gorgeous, but she doesn’t know it. She’s not tall but she’s really stunning. She’s so adorable when she smiles. Her eyes disappear when she laughs; her eyes are so attractive, it’s like looking at the stars at night. She’s clever but she doesn’t admit it. Thinks logically. She’s very good at playing video games. She’s fun to talk to. The world was so much prettier with her in it.

guy 1: isn’t that clerine?
guy 2: damn. she’s really gorgeous.
guy 3: *has stiff neck* *turns his head to look at clerine*

by superteemo August 31, 2019

Clern

Slang form of the word clown; synonymous with clown. Often used by a collective of haunt actors who favor Shattered FX masks and adopt language mispronunciations while in character, which includes substituting the ‘err’ sound where ‘ahh’ or ‘oh’ would otherwise appear. Example: “err merr gerd” as opposed to “oh my god.”

We went to the circus and visited the clern tent. Err merr gerd the clerns were funny.

by Phineas Cage November 28, 2019

Clerkdom

The Kingdom where low level employees, who want to get even with society making your life as miserable as possible, reign. Vicious social group made of clerks who do menial tasks in an office, or at a sales counter or service desk at a store or hotel.
Bureaucracy made of people with clerk mentality.

Why is it so uphill to get any small thing done around here with a minimum efficiency ?

Welcome to Clerkdom!

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Clerks

tHis is byfar one of the best Kevin Smith movies.

U fucking tipped over that coffin.

by FhillyMan September 9, 2003