cocktard

noun and adj.

1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid

Jersey Shore has a plethora of cocktards.

by definitelymaybe January 26, 2011

clubtard

A scenester who frenquents nightclubs like its their life's duty.

"He is such a clubtard, his pics are all over the club sites for every day of the week."

by MTSZZZZZ March 27, 2009

Cocktard

A person who should know better, but is to fucking stupid to.

Look at that cocktard driving like an idiot!!!!

by Doc-Can April 9, 2011

clumtard

When a persons second toe is longer than their first toe. (first toe being the Big toe). The longer the second toe is the bigger the clumtard.

Did you see how big her second toe is? Wow is she a big clumtard!

by heather baith May 22, 2008

cocktard

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.

Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.

by The Retards September 2, 2003

crunktard

(n.) a poser that pretends that they are from the Dirty South hip-pop culture movement, typically found in suburban areas and what is generally considered 'flyover' country between US coastlines. Natural habitat can exist anywhere outside of the ATL. Usually found at local shopping centers, and can be readily identifed by Fubu plumage, fake diamonds, and mouth full of assorted metals.

Those rims that John just put on his Ford Fiesta are uttlerly crunktarded.

by patocka September 14, 2006

cucktard

A mix between cuck and tard.

Is Tanner M. still a cucktard.

by cucktard April 18, 2017