Clubbin

Touring various bars and clubs to check out the girls while in college

We went clubbin last night instead of studying for the test

by Dave & Amy Moore January 20, 2009

clubbing

1) what the player who has a club flush draw on the flop in poker does

2)the act of jamming or ramming a golf club into one's anus.

1) "Let's go clubbing, baby!"

2) "Do you guys want to loosen up and do a bit of clubbing before we hit the course?"

Wife asks her husband, "Hunny, why don't you ever use the drivers I got you last holiday?"

Husband replies, "Sweetie, only pros who have been clubbing for years are qualified to use drivers."

by v1Adds January 4, 2012

Clubbing

Violently beating a person in the face with an erect penis.

I was out last night clubbing some thugs.

by Peckr February 28, 2009

clubbin baby seals

Act of easily being able to pick up girls somewhere

"Dude,there were so many chicks there it was like clubbin baby seals."

by dick fitznisenteit February 9, 2009

Clubbing your clam

When a member of the "fairer" sex is to vigorously stimulate their nether regions...

"Babe, you might oughta slow down clubbing your clam, bitch there's smoke coming off that damn thang!"

by Um aranha do barriga March 14, 2013

finger clubbing

Going from orifice to orifice with ones finger, like one would go club to club in one evening.

Tim: "Yo, Tyrone ive been finger clubbing jenessa for the past half hour. "
Tyrone: "Nice man, Ive been finger clubbing myself."

by OldGregg2.0 September 19, 2016

clubbing baby seals

synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.

Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.

Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005