Clowning the rice

To screw something up badly.
Comes from Gene from Top Chef Season 5, Episode 5 where he messed up a dish.

"I was trying to make sushi instead I ended up clowning the rice."

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008

clowning

to insert your testicles into a woman's anus, while at the same time inserting your penis into her vagina; normally occurs with several black men standing around

"aww yea clown that bitch"
"nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy"
"yeah, you clowning that bitch"

by Balls Enuranuz May 16, 2007

Clowning

A form of aggressive dance that came from ghetto hip-hop culture and popularised by more cutting edge artists like Missy Elliot. It involves jolty fast movements and angry attitudes. It originated as a way of fighting and venting anger without physical contact.

He didn't hit him, he was just clowning.

by Gigi July 15, 2004

clooneying

Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)

"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."

"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."

by RyanBingham February 18, 2013

cowering

To be a pussy ass bitch

The cowering bitch left away from the fight.

by Vtvkggbughj hjbuh June 9, 2017

Clowning

1.Initiating a circus in a place where there should be none.

2.Trucking

3.Gimping

4.Performing a feet of inglorious proportions.

"YOU JUST GOT SPIKED."

"STOP CLOWNING"

by Don't get raped January 16, 2010

Clowning

A verb used to describe people that are making a fool of themselves at the moment, A.K.A being a clown.

Ernie: Bro did you see Sarah? She spelt X's name like XXTention!
Matthew: Bruh, she is CLOWNING

by lunr August 13, 2019