1A. A phrase most commonly used when a woman wants someone to know that she is on her period, without saying "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)
1b. A subtle way for girls and women to say they are on their period when social situations make them too afraid to say, "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)
2. A phrase used when a woman wants to tell her boyfriend that she is on her period. But, for whatever reason, needs to say it subtely. (Refer to Example 2 and 3)
1b. A subtle way for girls and women to say they are on their period when social situations make them too afraid to say, "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)
2. A phrase used when a woman wants to tell her boyfriend that she is on her period. But, for whatever reason, needs to say it subtely. (Refer to Example 2 and 3)
{Example 1}
Girl 1: Whats wrong? Why don't you want to go swimming?
Girl 2: I just don't. You know I heard that Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain!
Girl 1: Oooh, really? That sucks. If I would have known we would have gone swimming another day.
{Example 2}
Boy: Hey babe.... (starts kissing her and making sexual advances)
Girl: Not today babe, Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.
{Example 3}
Boy: Whats wrong? Your so moody, even my mom wants to know what's wrong!
Girl: I'm sorry honey. I heard Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.
Boy: Wow, well that would explain it.
Girl 1: Whats wrong? Why don't you want to go swimming?
Girl 2: I just don't. You know I heard that Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain!
Girl 1: Oooh, really? That sucks. If I would have known we would have gone swimming another day.
{Example 2}
Boy: Hey babe.... (starts kissing her and making sexual advances)
Girl: Not today babe, Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.
{Example 3}
Boy: Whats wrong? Your so moody, even my mom wants to know what's wrong!
Girl: I'm sorry honey. I heard Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.
Boy: Wow, well that would explain it.
by BrehTaKnee April 25, 2010
Get the Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain mug.When a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of pussy(s), or the possibility of tasting pussy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that pussy(s).
John: "What the fuck was Bart thinking shagging that butt-ugly fat-bird last night? Man she made me wanna spew!"
Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"
Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"
by Movershaker August 27, 2008
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by CD the EZ DZ May 29, 2019
Get the closed semi mug.An attempt to cash in on the Encyclopedia Dramatica craze of the late 2010s, where everyone and their grandma tried to get a page because they assumed that it was all in good fun when in reality the website served as a fanfiction archive for Gnarly's weird writing.
It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.
Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.
It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.
Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.
Devin: Hey Stoney, Gnarly wrote a Closedverse Dramatica page on you.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.
by Opa Opa June 24, 2023
Get the Closedverse Dramatica mug.Closed-Eye hallucinogenic effects caused by LSD , Shrooms , LSA , Salvia etc..
When the user closes there eyes they will see multi-colored patterns, shapes or images such as "A rainbow spiral of smiley faces "
Commonly the user will see a "rainbow" or "spectrum" of colors such as red, green, orange, yellow and blue.
The more mental power the user has over the substance the more they are able to manipulate there visuals.
When the user closes there eyes they will see multi-colored patterns, shapes or images such as "A rainbow spiral of smiley faces "
Commonly the user will see a "rainbow" or "spectrum" of colors such as red, green, orange, yellow and blue.
The more mental power the user has over the substance the more they are able to manipulate there visuals.
After consuming two hits of acid I felt very euphoric. Within twenty minutes I had some really crazy closed eye visuals.
by chuckthefuk January 18, 2006
Get the closed eye visuals mug.A gay social media site based on Miiverse that started as a parody of Openverse. It's only purpose is to show that you shouldn't put thousands of fed-up teenagers onto a website and let 10% of them be admins.
by OrphanedPixel February 15, 2018
Get the closedverse mug.<closed-minded person> Dude, anime is gay. It's for Wapanese otakus who have nothing better to do than emulate Japanese culture.
<open-minded person> I just don't like anime.
<open-minded person> I just don't like anime.
by dj gs68 November 1, 2003
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