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cloud baby

A fart or air bagel, when released, that resembles the volume of a baby or makes the noise of a crying child. These are handy to release next to people with children, hopefully followed by a comment like "I just released a giant cloud baby".
Pffffrt! Man hear that cloud baby cry.
by jrsmyth June 24, 2014
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Put it in the cloud

A generic and naive response to a technology problem which effectively takes the problem out of the realm of an organization's responsibility. This basically equates to outsourcing technology solutions which end up being inferior service for twice the cost.
Engineer - "We need $10,000 and another full time employee to re-engineer and manage this technology"
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
by archyis August 28, 2009
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St. Cloud Supersoaker

The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.
"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."
by Father John Kaczmarek May 8, 2021
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on cloud nine

Fig. very happy.
When I got my promotion, I was on cloud nine. When the check came, I was on cloud nine for days.
by Dcvr December 4, 2013
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cloud hair

The shape and color of an elderly persons hair closely resembling a cloud.
The old (codger) cut off the top of his hat so that he could free up and proudly display his cloud hair.
by Thirston Howell January 10, 2015
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Cloudsmacker

1. An award winning strain of Medical Marijuana that gives a powerful feeling of soaring into, then getting smacked by the clouds. (OG x Jillybean) 2. An overachiever. 3. A successful person, that pushes past limits and reaches for success. Overachiever Champion Winner victor titleholder conqueror champ perfectionist OG
1. Cloudsmacker is amazing, she is my favorite. 2.That guy is a champion, a real " Cloudsmacker".
by Chasing Amazing May 17, 2020
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cloud hangouts

I was banned immediately from cloud hangouts for no reason
by Øk January 4, 2021
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