A clooger is a man whom is very hairy. They tend to have a yeti for a parent. Someone is a clooger if they have extremely hairy legs, armpits, chests, testicles, butt cheeks and or excessive facial hair.
by GASPluke March 20, 2010
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by gingagilly February 18, 2013
Get the Closer by Kings Of Leon mug.Jim... damn that's a lot of paper.(tickets) scott. I sell everyone that walks through the door. jim. that's why your the closer fo real yo. scott. I'm just handling my bussiness. biotch
by scott 007 September 16, 2008
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Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.
You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
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Get the clooberg mug.when a new hire fails to identify fictitious financial terminology used around the office thereby making him/her look completely ridiculous. One byproduct of this failure to identify sarcasm may be the result of occupying a tiny unit under the pants.
"You see that tripple bagging market closer in the DOW yesterday?"
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"That tripple bagger close had more balls than the f*cking Celtics locker room"
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"That tripple bagger close had more balls than the f*cking Celtics locker room"
by Shankster69 September 17, 2012
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