clinically significant other

A significant other defined by an (undesired) medical condition, not by a agreed-upon relationship status.

Combination of "clinically significant" and "significant other."

They were only dating casually, but when he gave her the Clap, he became her clinically significant other.

by Brett Lider February 5, 2009

Choonimal

CHEW-NEMEL of Choonimals Clothing Company
noun
a horribly and distastefully hand-drawn rendering of a particular species from an animal phylum, usually drawn on someone's skin and depicted with characteristic gnar-teeth, lazy eyes, spiked tails, crooked appendages (apendi) and a distinct, intoxicatingly-ravenous feng shui:

Those choonimals look like they were drawn by a gaggle of gremlins

by thethreadzine September 6, 2010

conical

Having the shape of a cone

The cookiecutter shark has a short conical snout.

by sharklady February 23, 2012

clinically proven

We are lying about the effectiveness of this product

Product "y" is clinically proven to be better than "x".

by regawsnor August 2, 2016

Clinical G-Unit

1. Any Clinical Governance Unit that will stop at nothing in its acquisition of C.R.E.A.M. and street cred (ibility) and whose actions are most reminiscent of an OG. A portmanteau of Clinical Governance Unit and G-Unit.
2. An OG whose actions equally meticulous as they are cold.

1. Did you hear about the hospital administrator who duked the performance metrics in order to scam more hospital funding? He was a real (Clinical) G-G-G-G-G-Unit!
2. Did you hear about the OG who picked up the shell casings after unloading a clip from his TEC-9? He was a real Clinical G-Unit.

by faustus November 30, 2018

chronically white

a phrase coined to refer to a dumb or stupid white person; someone who is painfully white.

"hey did you see @seth.shyrock on tiktoks new video?"

"yeah he's chronically white"

by chamolemon February 20, 2022

deemed clinically inappropiate

This is the get out clause that is used by doctors practicing medicine when they dont want to give you something, but dont have a real reason.

This phrase becomes mandatory so the average idiot will accept this as a genuine reason, the doctor being several steps up in the social ladder, where to argue with authority is wrong.

lady visits the doctors with severe pains in her back

lady: "Doc, my back is really hurting, I need some painkillers or something"
doc: "im afraid I cant do that for you"
lady: "why not? Im in pain, gimme the pain killers!"
doc: "Ordinarily I would, but on this occasion its deemed clinically inappropiate"
lady: "oh, ok then I guess"
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lady gets back home

husband:"did you get help for your back"
lady: "no, it still really hurts, im going to try laying down"
husband: "why didnt u ask for some painkillers"?
lady: "I did, but the doc said it was clinically inappropiate"
husband: "oh that is medical jargon meaning they dont want to give anything. I will get you a hot water bottle instead"

by Foot Juice Solutions May 17, 2010