Skip to main content
The misspelled version of vlog, clog is a superior spelling of the word to show one’s literary knowledge yet is commonly mocked as being a misspelling.
“Welcome to my tasting clog, today we’ll be tasting and grading Walmart popsicles

Person A- “Clog isn’t a word you can’t use it in scrabble”
Person B- “You have just revealed you’re own literary incompetence Person A”
Clog by DrunkSnail September 30, 2022
Related Words
When you have no money for fast food Delievery to your door and you utilise overdrawing your bank account
Just clog it and enjoy the dinner
Clog by Mr Bertha December 15, 2022
when a stream has a blockage and doesn't work
clog by megauber October 11, 2023

Clog my ass 

Exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Similar in usage to Aussie "Fuck me dead"
I finally passed my finals...Clog my ass that is awesome!

Clog my ass, I've just missed my train!
Clog my ass by HansSausage August 10, 2020

Clog Job 

The art and science of clogging and overflooding a toilet. A Clog job can be done intentionally for fun as a prank, or can happen un-intentionally from overuse of paper or low water pressure in the restroom's plumbing.
When too much paper and waste is in the bowl, and the toilet is flushed repeatedly, the water will overfill the bowl and flood the bathroom. Panic and laughter follow closely thereafter.
"Whoa man!!... that was the best Clog Job of my life!!!
I took a HUGE dump and tossed in the entire roll of paper towels, and the entire bathroom flooded...LMAO!"
Clog Job by Clog Job June 15, 2008

clog up the feed 

When someone really annoying on Facebook constantly updates their status, pictures, or comments on everyone's wall with nonsense.
Bob: Dude Jim is getting so annoying.
Bill: Why?
Bob: He continues to clog up the feed.

Bill: Yeah I hate when people do that
clog up the feed by Giz Pants April 4, 2010