clitical

A place that every man or woman should go to, it will turn you into a sex god if you read enough of it. Even if you're sexually ignorant, inexperienced, good, however good you may be, it will make you better.

Tommy couldn't even get his girlfriend off and they did it once a month, then he went to clitical, and now she's screaming his name every night.

by Arch0wl December 12, 2006

clitical error

An occurence in which a man (or woman) performs an unsatisfactory (or even painful) while giving oral sex to a woman.

John bit me last night when he went down on me! that was such a clitical error.

by David the great June 2, 2004

clitickey

When performing fellatio on the female genitalia and one sucks the clitoris too hard and leaves a hickey like mark.

I sucked on my girl's clit too hard last time I ate her out, I think I left a clitickey.

by E_Daddy February 2, 2017

Cliticles

The part of the clitoris that hurts when it is hit, bit, or inflicted by other means of force.

Ow! You kicked me right in the cliticles!

by KCBlazinAsian January 29, 2017

Cliticizing

When a woman gives out about a man for being a man. The female form of mansplaining, to cliticize is to berate someone for having naturally occurring, benign masculine qualities.

I'll stop mansplaining when you stop cliticizing me

by FactChess May 21, 2020

Clitdick

Clitdick or lesser used clitcock is a term created for men with the erect penis size of that of an erect clitoris.

A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.

A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.

"Dude! Look at that redneck driving that ridiculously big ass truck! You KNOW he's got a clitdick!!

Or...

"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)

by Warpath666 October 20, 2016

clitical mass

clitical mass: to peform above and beyond the call of pleasure bound duty.

I flicked and licked that bean so hard she hit clitical mass and made my chin wet.

(i just love adding to this site and making shit up that sounds logical xD)

by lipchin October 1, 2012