jack clinch

A Jack Clinch usually has a rather small penis (2-3inches) with a fod the size of mount everest.

Jack Clinch

by Jack, Clinch, Jack Clinch October 21, 2014

clinched fist

The term used to discribe the tightness of a girls pussy. Usually very tight in nature, like a clinched fist.

"Damn, that shit's tighter than a clinched fist."

by Brad Lud March 17, 2008

Wince Clinch

The involuntary response of ones anus to slam shut when taking an extremely large bowl movement. Although this may be a natural defense mechanism of the anus to prevent ripping, it generally causes severe pain and often bleeding.

Dude, I was hanging a giant loafer at my girlfriends the other day. I was about to blow an O-Ring when a peanut shard scraped my hole, and I did a wince clinch. I was stuck in there bleeding and crying for 20 minutes until I found one of her roommates heavy flow pads...

by Thedude78 September 19, 2013

Butt clinching

a man squeezing their glutes together during oral sex to make it last longer.

The adult actor was butt clinching to last the whole hour.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018

marshawn clinch

The act of having to clinch a shit while running like Marshawn Lynch to the bathroom.

Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!

by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016

clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.

If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!

by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017

Clinch Maxxing

When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.

That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.

by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024