jack clinch

A Jack Clinch usually has a rather small penis (2-3inches) with a fod the size of mount everest.

Jack Clinch

by Jack, Clinch, Jack Clinch October 21, 2014

clinched fist

The term used to discribe the tightness of a girls pussy. Usually very tight in nature, like a clinched fist.

"Damn, that shit's tighter than a clinched fist."

by Brad Lud March 17, 2008

Wince Clinch

The involuntary response of ones anus to slam shut when taking an extremely large bowl movement. Although this may be a natural defense mechanism of the anus to prevent ripping, it generally causes severe pain and often bleeding.

Dude, I was hanging a giant loafer at my girlfriends the other day. I was about to blow an O-Ring when a peanut shard scraped my hole, and I did a wince clinch. I was stuck in there bleeding and crying for 20 minutes until I found one of her roommates heavy flow pads...

by Thedude78 September 19, 2013

Butt clinching

a man squeezing their glutes together during oral sex to make it last longer.

The adult actor was butt clinching to last the whole hour.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018

Clinch

To stop someone very clinchingly

Oh I’ve just absolutely clinched you !

Haha get clinched

Ooh… CLINCHED

by Dilligulper09 January 12, 2025

clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.

If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!

by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017

Clinch

Common slang for the female genitalia, often used in Eastern Ireland

That’s a fine clinch

by Clinchbag May 17, 2022