claiming

claiming a board sport move as your own. A derogatory term.

I, Robbie, hereby claim this new kitesurfing move as my own because I was the first person to ever pull it.

by mirkin July 10, 2003

Social Climbing Fakers

Any person of humble social origins who aspires to be a member of a higher and / or more affluent social circle. In order to qualify as a 'social climber' this person must first and foremost be an utter liar and one who will stop at nothing to shamelessly promote themselves above their social standing and ABILITY. For example, they went to a Polytechnic which suddenly translates into Eton followed by Durham University. They bullshit to the Boss about how hard working they are at the expense of their truly industrious, focused subordinates. In other words they are capricious and will stop at nothing to fuck you over and get promoted. They think they've 'made it' to the higher echelons when they've acquired a low spec BMW or Audi Q5 (insert name and model of other expensive motor vehicle) even though they had to take out a high interest dodgy loan to 'buy' this 'bauble'. They gossip and slag everyone off; they call people 'tramps' and such like when they look like shit themselves. The social climber will typically try to associate with completely higher ranking people, thus living beyond their means and totally ignore those of a lesser rank than themselves (particularly at social functions). It's all smoke and mirrors, networking and consolidation loans. They are so self indulgent that they fail to realise that their act is paper thin and their betters laugh at how ridiculous they are.

Person A: I've secured myself an invite to the Colonel's Dining Out.
Person B: Really, I didn't know about that.
Person A: (Smug) Of course you didn't, you're on duty call out anyway and your wife has to baby sit for us.
Person B: What, again? Fuck off you social climbing fakers.

Man: But I can't even play golf, what the deuce? I don't even own golf clubs!!!
Ambitious Wife: Buy some on the credit card. The big boss plays golf and you need to network!!!
Man: Yes your Highness.

by TheManWhoDestroyedTheClique October 18, 2012

Climoing

Lieing about oneself in an attempt to look cooler, ultimately making that person appear even more un-cool then was possibly thought.

That Jase is climoing again.

by PeteMcRad August 7, 2006

Claming

When you eat out a girls vagina like you slurp a clam

Sara was caught Claming with her brother last night.

by Sam Sloth June 25, 2016

Claiming palin

The act of claiming victimhood after contributing to a problem and being called out for your participation.

He disrupted the class and wasted our time and now is claiming palin and expecting sympathy and support from us.

by RustyCannon January 13, 2011

Rock Climbing

1. The extreme sport of climbing large rocks, or cliffs.

2. The extreme sport of fucking extremely fat chicks (i.e. T-rex from Orgazmo)

1. Let's go to the cliff and go rock climbing.

2. Let's go find that chick chick and rock climb her.

by Brew Guy March 7, 2005

Climbing up the Yewtree

Your actions are borderline paedophilia. You are close to doing that of a paedophile.

I'd be careful with that one, you're climbing up the Yewtree.

by Dancingdarcy March 3, 2015