Climate change

Trees being clear cut for development, farming, or any other purpose isn't climate change, it's just simply people that don't think they have enough dollar signs (developers especially). It's people that don't think they're part of the problem, they have a more positive view of themselves (though they don't see their view of themselves as narcissistic).

As long as people see dollar signs where a family of trees stands, trees are endangered. The kinds of people that clear cut them aren't going to respect them any time soon, they're more concerned about the respect they think they will get once they make money out of the trees (as money does come from paper, which comes from trees). The trees are the underdogs, not the people. Climate change is a fictional way of thinking, a way for humans to say they're in control of everything in the environment.

by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021

Climate Overcompensation Syndrome

noun, Psychoanalysis.

1. a pronounced striving to neutralize and conceal the effect of extreme climate on one's person by substituting for it with opposite behaviors.

Examples include wearing shorts in the middle of winter in Minnesota or drinking hot cocoa on a 60 degree day in Florida. This can also include remarks such as, "40 below really isn't that cold in Fargo" or "100 degrees is quite comfortable; we don't have the humidity here in Tucson."

Mark's severe Climate Overcompensation Syndrome led him to shopping for a parka after he felt unprepared for the 50 degree morning in we had last week here in Miami.

by CLL April 23, 2016

Climate SMP

The most awesome SMP that totally does not have anything to do with the dream SMP, join the discord and u might join.

I just killed shopkeeper in the Climate SMP.

I just joined a Climate SMP VC Beemap wont stop buzzing.

Cogs banned me again in the Climate SMP

by Chijon15 February 9, 2021

Climate Change denial

Something braindead retards and boomers created because they don't want to admit that their generation fucked up the earth for the rest of humanity. They tend to lack any evidence possible and believe the 3% of scientists. Their brains have been deformed and intoxicated from all the co2 they have ingested, when asked to give evidence they will shout, bring lumps of coal to parliament and down gasoline. Reasons for being a climate change denier include, being lazy, greedy ass fat fucks in their mansions and refusing to admit their mistakes despite the clear evidence to support that this is a real and serious issue.

dumbass: Climate change is crap! because I'm too lazy and too stupid to see reason.

intelligent person: Ok boomer

climate change denial in practice

by king-juju December 10, 2019

Climate Change

A real fucking thing that is happening right now!

Don't listen to all of the bullshit saying that Climate Change isn't real because it fucking is.

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

climate candy

a sustainable sweet made from upcycled fruits and vegetables. Is utilized as a single delivery item to solve the climate crisis by preventing food waste; the third largest emitter of greenhouse gases. Climate candy is good for people and the planet. Thus making both healthy choices and climate impact more accessible.

Every time you eat climate candy, you are the healthiest version of yourself and the planet.

by PurePlus November 30, 2021

Climate Change

Something that exists and is a problem, but it will not cause the world to end, even though some people are stupid enough to say such garbage.

While Climate Change significantly alters temperatures, it's not even just a weather issue, it's also a health issue.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 1, 2022