Clifford Danner 

The baddest mofo around. You can find him spreading around conservatism in and around Northern California.

He owns you.

Q. Who is Clifford Danner?

A. He is the baddest mofo around North California and thinks Reagan was the best President of all time.

A. He also owns you.

Response: Ohhhhhhh.

Clifford Danner by Connacht February 2, 2010

clifford jones

a person (or shadow) being the blackest thing to ever be known on the planet. this person (or shadow) can walk around freely at night with out being shot by other "clifford jones". this person is a master of the night being able to break in some where and leave without being seen.

dude some guy broke into my house and took my tv

he must of been a clifford jones

yea most likely

clifford jones by thehippopunch November 13, 2009

Robert Clifford

Usually a name for an elder alchoholic man with a taste for the fine arts. Expierements with hallucinative drugs, slightly sexuallly molests his employees, and all around has an odd aura. If you see a "R.C" run like hell. He may be packing a penis anywhere from 4-9 inches with the girth of a Glade airfresh can. Also use caution if you are in posession of any kind of contraband because he will surely burn you with his laser penis blast.

Robert Clifford
example

Douglas: "Here comes R.C"
Kyle: "Shit he is going to touch us again"
Douglas: "He does have that look in his eye"
Kyle: "Wait, do you have weed on you?"
Douglas: "God help us"

Robert Clifford by Zigology March 22, 2009

Dirty Clifford 

The Dirty Clifford is the act of inserting 23 hard boiled eggs into the anal cavity, while masturbating.

Following an orgasm you eject the eggs, and human waste into a bowl, blend together the eggs and waste and consume the mix.

Bro I did a Dirty clifford last night and my mom wondered where the eggs went when she tried to make breakfast this morning

Dirty Clifford by Kekkekkek1 April 12, 2020

the clifford effect 

When a small puppy grows up to be a ridiciously massive dog similar to Clifford the Big Red Dog.

My neighbor's poodle was so little when they brought it home. Now it has been 2 years and it's over 100 lbs. and 3 and a half feet tall. When they asked how? I said "it's the clifford effect people."

the clifford effect by dj2xxnip May 15, 2010

clifford crap 

a large amount of any substance

a flood

a large flow of any liquid, solid, or gas

"oh shit clifford crapped!"

clifford crap by Debbie Pancake March 5, 2008

Clitwood 

1) where all the sorostitutes and so-hoes of Texas Tech live

Cindy: "I hear Sara is living in Clitwood."
Mary: "Yeah. Only sluts live there, so it suits her."

Clitwood by Tyko1990 October 24, 2010