Clemson Claw

gripping sexpenetration technique where the thumb stays completely stationary, while the other four fingers are free to roam.
Designed specifically for taming cougars.

Bro, last night I almost got totally dominated by a cougar.

What did you do?!!

I gave her the clemson claw, now that pussy is tame.

by lvdman December 18, 2012

clemson bluecock

The act of a girl giving you a rock hard boner and then saying "Ehh" much like Blueballs

"Tracy gave me a Clemson Bluecock the other night"
"Damn dude that sucks, I hate when my woman does that"

by SEKhero April 23, 2016

pull a clemson

the act whereby an overrated football team builds up a big winning streak and artificially high national ranking by beating up on inferior competition, only to lose a bunch of games and get killed by truly good teams at the end of the season, thus exposing them for what they truly are.

"Clemson started off the 2011 season 8-0 and ranked as high as #6, only to 'pull a Clemson' and lose 4 of their last 5, get embarrassed by their rival South Carolina, and then give up the most points in bowl history to West Virginia in the Orange Bowl."

by CaliCock January 7, 2012

pull a clemson

To make it to a big stage or high point and then fail beyond comprehension. To fail miserably.

When someone screws up a work:
Well I guess you will have to talk to the boss about that - you pulled a clemson.

To my son, You have a test today. Well don't pull a clemson.

When the check out clerk at Walmart rings up an item twice - Hey you pulled a clemson on my bill.

References: 2012 Orange Bowl
West Virginia 70 Clemson 33

by ACC_SUCKS January 8, 2012

Pulling a Clemson

The act of miserably failing towards the end of a task that was started with such promise. The phrase comes from many seasons in which the Clemson University football team starts off their season with huge victories, only to fall off completely at the end of the season to teams like Georgia Tech and get dominated by teams like NC State, South Carolina and West Virginia.

"Look. Clemson is pulling a Clemson again. They started off 8-0 and in the national title hunt, but they actually suck."

by Nellanaesp February 14, 2012

Taylor Clemson

Taylor Clemson is normally the name of a guy who is very cool in his own way

Guy 1: He's very Taylor Clemson

Guy 2: He is

by Fujiwara April 4, 2015

Henry Clemson

Henry is a amazing person with many redeeming qualities, he is able to fight off many people in the span of a few seconds, with it said he would only lose to someone if he felt bad for them and needed to bring up their self esteem. Henry can be cold to other people if he feels uneasy with them but besides that he is a very loving person that will make sure the job gets done.

That was such a Henry Clemson move of him

by Akkkira October 26, 2018