Clem

A workshy layabout and drain on society. Has no shame in sponging off others whilst gratifying himself in lycra outfits

Look at that lazy bastard, he’s such a Clem

by Supercalifragelous October 15, 2021

clem

Clem is a sexy bootylicious babe who has sass and ass. With a love for dildos and anything of a sexual nature. Cool and easy to talk to she can schmooze her way through anything.

Man she's so cool, that girl is such a clem.

by Tinkerbells Boob February 23, 2015

clem

the act of forced anal penetration, usually dealt with a peeled banana

Jessy took a big bite out of her shit-covered banana after getting clemmed.

by The Official Urban Dictionary May 10, 2010

Clem

Abbreviation of clementine

Give me some clem Ella
I've got two clem today

by Clemland January 16, 2011

clem

a person that is afraid or does not want to do something hard or difficult. some one that takes the easy way out.

that guy was such a clem for not fighting that guy. he just clemmed out and went home

by ramen man September 27, 2011

Clem

a) a piece of work, more often than not found creating mischief of sorts

I can't believe you just ashed your cigarette on my carpet. You're a real Clem, sometimes.

by jcdeneve May 1, 2011

Clem

Clem is a funny, kind and weird person. She is strange, but means well. When she laughs, she sounds like a seal being asphyxiated. Before you become close to her, you may believe that she may actually have psychosis, and when you get to know her, it is confirmed. Often mistaken for a boy due to her short, Karen-like haircut. Loves carrot sticks and cucumbers (hopefully isn't vegan).

Mark : Have you seen Clem lately?
Dave : I saw her deepthroating a couple carrot sticks in the cafeteria today.

by Juan E. Burrito September 9, 2019