Cockney neck

When you have been speaking to much cockney and it does your neck in.

Nick: "do you have any idea why jack is wearing that ridiculous neck brace?"

Jane: "the doctor said he has to wear it after his trip to croydon. He's got a nasty case of cockney neck."

by roflmaonaze May 6, 2010

cocknapstickulation

Unknowingly walking or dancing around with a cocktail napkin attached to the bottom of your shoe. Those who imbibe in cocknapstickulation are generally found in bars, nightclubs or staggering down the street.

After leaving the bar and posing for pictures, Lucretia realized she had some serious cocknapstickulation.

by Lucretia McEvil May 25, 2010

Cocknudge

When you nudge a person with your cock to make them do something.

I was ready to dive but a little hesitant when I was cock nudged from behind.

Or

This morning I cocknudged my girlfriend to get her in the mood

by Mrcolnago August 9, 2012

Cocknutte

1. A term of endearment for your dude friends.

2. A "diss" for your dude friends.
3. Semen

*The extra "t" and "e" at the end adds a level of sophistication and panache.

1. "What's up Cocknutte?"
2. "You are acting like a total "Cocknutte."
3. "I got my "cocknutte" all over my gym shorts."

by DJ Cocknutte April 13, 2010

cockney cock punch

a punch to the male genitalia delivered by someone with a cockney accent. Usually preformed when you are loosing a fight and in a act of desperation. The fist should be balled up with the middle fingers knuckle slight more foreward the usual. Dont worry abotu hurting your hand, you are punching something relativley soft.

Why i oughta give him the old cockney cock punch!

by Matt Abrams January 12, 2008

cocknozzle

(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.

(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)

He's just a total cocknozzle.

by Schmuck July 7, 2003

cockne

Acne on one's cock.

BRR has cockne all over his face.

by Worstward April 1, 2007