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Classterbation

When one gets the sudden urge to bust a nut midway through class. Normally applicable when there is a sexy female in the area.
Student 1: Hey man, did you see that new girl? she was wearing a skirt and i classterbated after i saw her!
Student 2: Dude.... gross.. Classterbation is disturbing.
by NutBustah April 13, 2011
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clamster

A Clamster is usually someone who uses an old flip phone. They tend to work as a shoe sales woman and are really good at it. Most of them enjoy to overindulge in alcohol to the point where they believe they are back in the ocean. They tend to use their huge rack to get male attention and get discounts wherever they go. Clamsters tend to be very sweet, quick witted, and always up for a good time! Life would not be complete without a Clamster!
Oh shit! Here comes the Clamster we need more beer! 🦀
Look at those huge knockers on that Clamster! Are they real?
by Dna75 March 10, 2017
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Clausterphobic

Being afraid of Santa Claus (per Jason Mendoza on "The Good Place")
"Clausterphobic; who would be afraid of Santa Claus? Oh, The Jewish."
by florenson October 6, 2018
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slowpoking her cloyster

by REALdarkcrafter November 15, 2018
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Clapster

A person with a suspeced STD or who visits the doctors a lot.
The "Clapster" is off work again
by pishuptours R us February 9, 2009
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classterbation

I was at a high brow function and classterbation was in order.... Masterbation with the pinky out!
by Jujuwee May 7, 2017
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CLOYSTER

HE IS A CLOYSTER
by Trashfortniteplayer October 30, 2019
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