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Claymore Roomba

A running joke among those with a strong belief in gun rights.

The idea stems from a hypothetical scenario that bounces around American libertarian communities quite often, in which the ATF would find out that you own illegal guns, such as illegally made machine guns, and then raid your house, as they did in the Ruby Ridge incident, at which point you would make some valiant stand and fight off an entire swat team with illegal weapons and booby traps, akin to an R-Rated Home Alone film. They'll commonly also refer to the ATF SWAT team as "fedbois" or "alphabet bois".

The Claymore Roomba itself is simple. A claymore is a directed anti-personnel explosive. You point it in a direction and it kills everything in that direction, with minimum collateral damage to targets around it. A roomba has a large button on the front, that acts as a bumber to detect when it bumps into something, so the idea behind a claymore roomba would be to mount a claymore on a roomba, wire the detonator to the bumper, then when it drives forward into a "fedboi"'s foot, it would fire shrapnel forwards, demolishing the officer's shins.

(This does raise a question, as the roomba curves around unpredictably, so how would you get it to tell the difference between a SWAT team and some piece of furniture that they're walking by?)
"Oh no! The sticky bandits are back! I better sic the claymore roomba on them this time!"
by U735 December 11, 2021
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Anal Claymore

When you ball your hand into a fist (known as the stink fist) and shove it into a woman's butt hole. Then, with your other hand, you mimic the shape of a detonator and ask the woman to press the button. When she pushes the button you release your fingers so instead of a ball they are flat. Then the silly string doodoo escapes her anus due to the release in pressure.
I shoved my hand into Betty's anus and prepared my other hand as the detonator. She set off the detonator and thus received the Anal Claymore.
by Vanderbilt Commodore December 22, 2007
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Claymate

a female fan of the singer Clay Aiken
My mom is a total Claymate!
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claymore

A sword strong enough to stop a tank
If you want a sword, at least get something that'll stop a tank, a claymore.
by conlyn August 24, 2007
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clayman

a perfect unspoiled man, able to adapt and mold himself.

A blank canvas.
We are so lucky to hire this young clayman before some one had a chance to spoil him.
by scully troller August 6, 2008
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claymore

The act of flatulating while walking down a busy street, hallway, etc. where the person behind you walks into it, experiencing the full force of your vile ass fumes.
"Placing claymore!"
by thedudeman456543234567 June 16, 2014
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claymores

similar to grenades(ugly fat chicks) or land mines(skinny ugly chicks). these girls are cute from behind but once they turn around or you get to close them you notice there ugly and its too late.
She had a nice ass.. but when she turn around i couldn't say the same for her face..damn claymores got me again
by alejandro bueno August 23, 2010
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