Claytinuity

A fictional universe that is constantly being rewritten, retconned, and rebooted that is therefore made up of many different variations of a character without ever being set in a particular canon.

The claytinuity of the James Bond films prior to the 2006 film Casino Royale has had various different portrayals of the character of James Bond by different actors.

DC's claytinuity is always changing, a clear example of this is Batman's continual costume change going from dark black to light blue and then back again.

Marvel Comics' One More Day was a big example of the claytinuity of the Marvel Comics Universe.

by Covenantlord October 15, 2009

Clarking

When an upper-classman dates a younger female at a school. "Clarkers" will usually have a string of failed relationships that only lasted for a few weeks. Those who clark usually do so because they are infamous around school and no girls in their grade want to date them, it is because of this the clarker usually takes advantage of the newer girl's ignorance pertaining to who the clarker really is.

The bigger the age difference between the clarker and the victim, the more pathetic it becomes (ie a junior dating a freshman is worse than a sophmore dating a freshman)
Someone is not clarking if they have been dating the younger girl for more than 6 months, or if they have only clarked once.

Person 1: "Dude Josh was picking his nose in class again."
Person 2: "The guy who shit himself in math last year?"
Person 1: "Yeah! I heard he has another freshman girlfriend this year."
Person 2: "Probably because she doesn't know how gross he is."
Person 1: "Poor girl doesn't even realize she's a victim of clarking."
Person 2: "Wait wasn't he with Taleene last week?"

by Confessabear November 7, 2012

Clit clacking

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Mary is having the time of her life in call of duty fragging noobs and then clit clacking them afterwards

by Ta1ntdude November 14, 2012

clanking

The process of giving someone a good kicking for being hideously annoying.

"That Jo girl could do with clanking. She really gets on my nerves."

by Frederico Von Lichtenstein April 1, 2008

Claying out

To react with extreme psychotic behavior to your girlfriend doing just about anything.

He left his girlfriend 23 text messages and 13 voicemails after she didn't respond after 5 minutes, the guy is fucking claying out right now.

He is at her dorm right now banging on her door wondering where she is at. The guy is totally claying out right now.

by PlasticLover October 3, 2018

Clanking

Entering into a raid on pokemon go before an agreed time or as soon as it hatches when knowing more people are coming to do the raid but maybe a few minutes late

That guy Clanked me the other day, I like clanking people at raids on pokemon go.
That guys a right Clanker

by RADDOMAN October 17, 2019

Clankin' Tankards

Mostly, clankin' tankards just means getting sloshed - most likely in a medieval setting. However, the phrase could absolutely be a euphemism for something (like getting railed in a sundress by an Hobgoblin, or getting boofed by a Bugbear).

"Avast ye! Hast thou been Clankin' Tankards at the Gasping Gander?? I can see the juices all over yer face!"

by Conrad Johansson July 11, 2023