claudius vertesi patwado

a hot male who gets the bitches and the females he also owns tons of child p0rnography

dude 1: that guys a total claudius vertesi patwado
dude 2: ik right he gets hella bitches though

by Sgsbsgxbdbe December 17, 2019

Santa Clausing

Santa clausing is the task of running over to some far away and do something to them.

Yeah I went over there and santa Claus fucked her

That guy just came over here and santa clause punched me

Santa clausing is the best way to fuck

by Bigbmann12 July 22, 2018

Santa Clausing

Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.

I went for a pearl necklace, but I ended up Santa Clausing that bitch, instead.

by MissIvyEllen September 22, 2019

Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD

Alright. So a few names were added, but you're going to have to deal!

Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD is sexy.

by Mallate April 12, 2005

Claudius

A Claudius is someone who makes sandwiches on the daily for herself and brother and proceeds to watch 1980s films whilst looking on Instagram .

You’re making a sandwich. That’s so Claudius!

by Mystery fiancé June 1, 2020

Santa-clausing

Santa-Clausing is a joke that you do to other people's houses;
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.

Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!

by john johnson 6667 January 22, 2016

claudius

Claudius is a typical friendly human being he loves to play football and often a lot smoke weed with other gezzas and also loves to have dry rocky sex with hot chix down south where teddy bruski was made

Claudius is such a goat

by anonymous October 20, 2020