Clark 

Clark is a very smart man, a gay one too.

Man: hey Clark
Clark: hi

Clark by Pseudonamic Pseudonyms April 30, 2020

Clark 

Superman

He just Clarked that hoe.

Clark by Jesspless44 April 30, 2009

clark 

An unexpected release of gas out of the ear. Usually very obnoxious and mistaken for a fart. Clarks tend to occur after earthquakes or before going on a roller coaster and they release a toxic looking gas called AH otherwise known as EUWL!!

"I don't wanna go to the boardwalk man - all those roller coasters equal loads of clarks"

"I understand man, you don't want EUWL all over your girlfriend"

clark by redbluegreen May 29, 2007

clark 

The gagging sound that is heard when a mouth is being fucked, most commonly encountered during a blowjob.

I went to this girl's house last night and things were pretty boring until she gave me the clark, and I left.

clark by thewitchdoctor July 27, 2009

Clark 

Irish for 'you're fucked'.

Should not be mistaken for Clarke which is English. Hense the E.

synonyms - run, run away, hide, you've done it now, someone gunna get a hurt real bad, do you like your face

antonyms - you're safe, relax, i'm not going to knock you out

common misspellings - epic, winning, run, hide iwishthatwasmylastname

Clarke - Crumpets and tea? Oh wait good sir, you're Irish!
Clark - Clark.
Clarke - Ah yes!
Clark - *sigh*

Clark by thundaacaat July 6, 2011

clark 

To clark something is to shun it until this act of shunning becomes excessive.
When clarking something or someone, one must not converse with it, refer to it or even gesticulate at it.
These are all forbidden during the act of clarking.
A true master of clarking is able to clark for anything up to a week.

Onlooker: Aseem is in one of his moods again, he has been totally clarking Nicky

clark by Dangoor March 1, 2009

clark 

I small kid who looks like the toaster strudel guy, he is also a man who loves is redarded memes.

have you seen the guy with a shovel he is being a real Clark?

clark by theguywithaminishovel December 13, 2017