redbluegreen's definitions
An unexpected release of gas out of the ear. Usually very obnoxious and mistaken for a fart. Clarks tend to occur after earthquakes or before going on a roller coaster and they release a toxic looking gas called AH otherwise known as EUWL!!
"I don't wanna go to the boardwalk man - all those roller coasters equal loads of clarks"
"I understand man, you don't want EUWL all over your girlfriend"
"I understand man, you don't want EUWL all over your girlfriend"
by redbluegreen May 29, 2007
Get the clarkmug.