learned the clarinet at school

give a fantastic blowjob

Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.

Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away

by twotwoonebee November 3, 2012

Claribel

If you know a Claribel, you’re the luckiest person in the world! Claribel’s are so sweet/kind! They are constantly apologetic but that sweetens them more! Claribel’s are naturally gorgeous and hardworking. They’re a softie but dont let them fool you- they’re dominant. If you know a Claribel and you don't/didn’t treasure her... you messed up big time!

I know Claribel! She’s that shy giggly girl in our class!

by sixelagnav November 17, 2020

Clarinet

A B flat pitched woodwind instrument, normally used in concert, marching, and jazz bands. A clarinet has a very large range, over 3 octaves, as well as a warm tone quality when played correclty. Clarients are black and most commonly made of grenadilla wood or African blackwood or plastic, with nickel or silver keys. It is 2 feet and 2 1/4 inches long. A clarinet uses a reed to produce a tone. Overall, the clarinet may be one of the most, if not the most versitile instrument in any band or orchestra because of its huge range and different sounds as you change through the octaves. When played correctly, all the octaves can sound beautiful and smooth transitions are possible.

The clarinet soloist switched through her ranges without difficuty and the beautiful sound that was produced was like that of a lullaby.

by MountainDew July 31, 2005

Bass Clarinet

The Bass Clarinet is the coolest clarinet that exists. It's shape was adopted and used in the saxophone. It has an awesome low tone, and is generally better then Soprano Clarinet

My bass clarinet could beat up Mike Tyson

by Rembrant January 11, 2008

bass clarinet player

The most smiley person in the band, always willing to help.

Person: Hey could you help me move the Bass Drum?
Bass Clarinet Player: No problem!!

by 1st Chair December 27, 2009

Clarinet

An instrument made of complete win. Usually the band directors favorite section due to the fact that they actually learn their parts, and don't talk while they're talking. Most of the time are in tune

Teacher: Clarinets and Flutes play measures 17-23.

*they play*
Teacher: Good job clarinets. Flutes, you need practice so you can sound like the clarinets.

by 1stchairclarinet August 29, 2011

Bass Clarinet

It's like a clarinet and saxaphone put together. It is 900 decatrillion times better than a ordinary soprano clarinet (the most common clarinet, the one you start off with before the bass). The Bass Clarinet is ballin. Freakin wayyy better. I don't know you, but some people that are insane about it say it's "The Sexiest Instrument Ever!". I'd say it is the sexiest instrument too because of it's elegent design.

It also has a beastly sound dude. No kidding man. The Bass Clarinet is the Beast overall!

The clarinet is bull. It's too old school. Not enough "Manlyness".

by bassclarinetdude June 20, 2009