Clastered

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.

"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"

by DangerJames October 28, 2011

thunder clapper

A legendary pair of butt cheeks. When patty caked with no hands this ass makes a clapping noise heard for miles around, that of thunder. Their has yet to be a thunder clapper to be born, but ancient prophets along with modern science has foretold that the great thunder clapper will come down from the heavens to show us the erotic ways to twerk and booty clap. Oh great thunder clapper I bow to thee.

Damn, that bitch has a thunder clapper.

by thunder clapper wrangler July 4, 2014

Clapped

Ugly

Matt G is so clapped that he only posts group pictures or pictures of shoes

by Robq January 25, 2015

Caspered

To throw away, vanish, disappear, to be wiped of existence//A dark becoming, silent approach, or graceful stealth. This word can be used as an adjective, or verb.

.//Caspered
.//Casper
.//Caspering

'We will all mourn the loss of those caspered away in the accident.'

'Her foot steps caspered as she danced down the abandoned hallway'

'A caspering figure loomed over, it's appearance doomed all hope was lost and would never be found. The face, blackened, the voice of many voices calling.'

'Casper, that as I felt. No one, to my knowledge, remembered meeting me. They could not draw a name to my face, that in which I become nemo.'

by DictionaryWizardManWithCoffee September 12, 2010

Stay strapped or get clapped

Be ready for anything

Stay strapped or get clapped

by Boogaloo man February 26, 2020

Fatty Clappers

A pair of female breasts - usually spectacular in size.

Christ! Look at the fatty clappers on her!

A man would kill to bury his face between those fatty clappers!

I'd love to spooge my filthy yogurt over those fatty clappers.

by Strangely Sane December 27, 2011

ass clapper

one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a Harley Davidson at idle.

WOW, did you hear Holly's fart...it was a real ass clapper.

by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007