Claimstorming

Hosting a meeting under the guise of a brainstorming session, with the sole intent of tricking others into completing a project you have absolutely no clue how to complete on your own. The claimstorming process is considered ‘complete’ when--at some point in the future--the meeting organizer claims full credit for any successful ideas, takeaways and activities resulting from the meeting.

Look out, guys. Cate was asked by her boss to find a target audience for our next product. We all know she couldn't find her ass if you let her use both hands, so I wonder how many of us will get pulled into her three-hour claimstorming session this afternoon?

by Bart Mann November 26, 2013

clamstance

the position a woman takes, (when viewed from behind) that allows one to view the shiloutte of her vagina between her thigh gap. usually clothed, often swimwear.

god damn man i'm tryin to be good but that bitch got mad clamstance, hard to resist.
yeah man, that thing lookin like the baldest clam ever but you can smell it from here.
i'll just keep an eye on it then.
aight.

by war-n August 29, 2017

Clamster

A combination of a Clam and a Hamster. Commonly found in moist areas near a river or pond

Look at that Clamster!

by ArtsyDude June 5, 2018

cramista

Cramista is the coolest person you will ever meet. On top of this, she is drop dead gorgeous. She also is very competitive and gets triggered often. Above all, she has an extreme hatred for Cats.

Bobby:"I hung out with Cramista today."
Loui: "No way!"

by TheatricalNerd June 10, 2018

Clamstamp

When a woman acts as if she is going to perform oral sex while her partner is horizontal, and she instead frog-jumps to place her vagina on the partner’s face.

“It was getting hot, but then Stephanie clamstamped me.”

by Neurorockstar September 3, 2019

Clamish

Has or shows clam like characteristics.

Hey Joseph,.Deeanna seems to be clamish.

by Hot Mess 1979 April 21, 2020

claristha

Beautiful, well, she is very sweet. don't forget his friendliness!, oh but he will make friends with friends who are on the same frequency as him. He's very attractive, his charm is amazing. As beautiful as an angel, but not arrogant. The name that is idolized by her lover.

"Claristha, you are so smart!" "Can you help me Claristha?", "Today I will stay at Claristha's house."

by anonymous November 23, 2021