learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.

"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

by J.H.W. November 4, 2012

Calaminos

Describes the feeling of walking on eggs

Shit ,dude! Im feeling pretty calaminos right now!

by Skiniski November 19, 2017

Bass Clarinetist

The most supreme badass in the band. The bass clarinetist quickly becomes bored with his own parts and begins to learn other parts, instead. By ear. After a few weeks, the bass clarinetist can be heard switching between different parts of the song at will, and just generally being showing up soprano clarinetists.

Why do we even play? The bass clarinetist knows our parts better than we do...

by Antonymy July 14, 2011

Bass Clarinet Player

Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.

Band Director 1:We need more bari.
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!

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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.

-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck

by Phantom034` November 3, 2008

bass clarinet

The best damn instrument in the whole band. Way better than a clarinet. Usually plays the same music as the tubas.

Woah, I really respect that guy, even though hes in the band he still plays the most awsomeest instrument, the bass clarinet.

by Nick3561 April 3, 2008

learned the clarinet at school

give a fantastic blowjob

Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.

Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away

by twotwoonebee November 3, 2012

clamkin

Female version of a Blumpkin. When a woman is recieving Oral Sex while defacating. There are 2 known versions of the Clamkin, the Manhattan and New England styles. The Manhattan Clamkin (red sauce) takes place during a "certain" time of the month, while the New England Clamkin takes place after the male counterpart ejaculates into or onto the female's vagina.

I was suprised that Matt liked giving Clamkins, now I can't go to the bathroom without him.

by J-Bone & C-Note October 1, 2007