clammer

Someone who goes down on a girl.

A pussy eater, muncher, muff diver...

Huerra: That guy asked me if he could eat me out.. HEY J YOU FUCKIN CLAMMER!

by Huerra November 21, 2006

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clairerizing

To have sex with a girl named Claire.

I'm up in the apartment clairerizing.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

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a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !

(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!

can also be used as: 'claimed'

seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !

lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !

he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !

she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !

by michael foolsley November 20, 2020

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Clammer Hammer

When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.

"I put on the clammer hammer for Stacy last night"

by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009

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Louisiana Toe Clammer

When a man is penetrating a woman with his foot, and she clamps with her legs. The man, simultaneously, clamps the inside of the vagina with his toes.

Dude, she asked me to give her a Louisiana Toe Clammer last night, now my toe hurts when I walk.

by the_Light_Knight October 16, 2010

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