clacker packer

Someone who packs a clacker with their penis. Australian slang for a gay man.

Look at those two guys holding hands, what a pair of clacker packers!

by Harrytt May 5, 2008

clarkey cat

A narcotic frequently mentioned in the satire television programme "Brass Eye"

"have you got any clarkey cat? I don't want to end up on a quack handle"

by John-O October 4, 2003

Cluckey

Someone who makes plans to attend an event or gathering only to bail at the last minute. Cluckey's are even known to throw their own party (making the guests bring their own food) and then cancel at the last minute.

I was sure looking forward to meeting everyone at the party until Mike pulled a cluckey with his party....

by Michiganboy March 26, 2008

knacker clackers

A slang term to describe two homosexual men. Derived from the sound made if two blokes could do each other at the same time, thus making their knackers (balls) "clack" against each other.

Julian and his boyfriend Richard were trying a new position that would enable them to shaft each other at the same time when their knackers started clacking. Their friend Steve, watching, cried "What a pair of knacker clackers!"

by Wayne Rooney April 26, 2007

crackey

A slang term given to a crackhead or one who is hooked on nose candy.

Get outta my way crackey

by Straight ill dictionary March 18, 2003

clickey

A clickey is a variation on a hickey, but administered to the clit. It involves one person performing cunnilingus on another, combing biting and sucking actions on the clit to the point where a temporary mark is left. Has been known to cause extreme pain, and, on occasion, clitoral rupturing. Proceed with caution.

"Hey Wheels! I could eat your pussy out all day! What the fuck? Your clit is redder than normal. Who else has been giving you clickeys? You bitch!"

by Jamie Cordes March 22, 2005

CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009