Guy Cisternino

Guy is the best person on the podcast he is better than fouad

You should also do it to the side not in front of him

Guy Cisternino Is your dad still high ?

by Fouad valieair November 24, 2021

Femboy-cist

Someone who is racist or has a phobia of Femboys!

A: "I hope that femboy dies and gets sold into slavery!"
B: "Hey! Stop, that's *Femboy-cist*!"

by Maddiers July 28, 2022

Painting the cistern chapel

Taking a particularly liquid and explosive shit, one that coats the sides of the toilet bowl in brown.

Ugh, that vindaloo last night had me painting the cistern chapel this morning.

by nicknoodles November 27, 2012

cistercian

A small private school of all boys that is located in Irving, TX. It is the most academically prestigious school in the Dallas-Fort Worth area and continues to uphold a standard of excellence. Basically, even though the students have a reputation of being socially awkward when in fact they aren't, well most of them aren't, they attend very prestigious universities and live fulfilling lives.

New Dad: "Where should I send my kid if I want him to have the best education ever?"

Older Dad: "Duh, Cistercian."

by M cubed May 28, 2008

CISTNAYH

Acronym for Can I Spend the Night At Your House?

Used in question form after something frightening takes place.

- Dude, that movie was scary. Cistnayh?

- I don't know, I'll have to ask my mom's boyfriend.

- Oh. Nevermind.

by Cameron Bohannon November 25, 2003

cisteria

A kind of hysterical derangement suffered by some cisgender people, afraid of transgender women being treated like women, and transgender men being treated like men.

People freaking out over trans women in bathrooms suffer from cisteria.

by JAQrabbit January 19, 2019

Cistercian

A small school in Irving Texas that is notorious for being very smart and very socially awkward

Dad #1: Where do you want to send your son to high school?
Dad #2: Cistercian! I heard they sent 5 out of 42 kids to ivy league schools

by texasboy99 January 2, 2015